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Hastur - The King in Yellow
Also known as The Unspeakable One or He Who Is Not to be Named, is a being usually referred to as being part of The Cthulhu Mythos.
Introduced into the mythos as Cthulhu's half-brother.
Various stories feature Hastur's cult assisting those trying to prevent Cthulhu from awakening. The cult members are identified by wearing "The Yellow Sign". The symbol resembles a yellow triskelion, and by some is also believed to resemble a tentacled creature, since Hastur is often described as an aquatic octopoid type being similar to Cthulhu.
..after stumbling queerly upon the hellish and forbidden book of horrors the two learn, among other hideous things which no sane mortal should know, that this talisman is indeed the nameless Yellow Sign handed down from the accursed cult of Hastur...
— H. P. Lovecraft, "The Yellow Sign"
Length: 180 mm - 7"
Usable length: 153 mm - 6"
Max circumference at head: 130 mm - 5 ⅛"
Min circumference of shaft: 235 mm - 9 ¼"
Max circumference at base: 330 mm - 13"
Conquest The First Horseman: The Rider On The White Horse
I watched as the the first of the seven seals was opened... there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.
Length: 152 mm - 6"
Usable length: 127 mm - 5"
Max circumference at head: 150 mm - 5 ⅞"
Min circumference of shaft: 165 mm - 6 ½"
Max circumference at base: 190 mm - 7 ½"
War The Second Horseman: The Rider On The Red Horse
When the next seal was opened... The second horse appeared, a fiery red stallion. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword and so War was set upon the earth.
Length: 183 mm - 7 ¼"
Usable length: 155 mm - 6 ⅛"
Max circumference at head: 175 mm - 6 ⅞"
Min circumference of shaft: 185 mm - 7 ⅜"
Max circumference at base: 232 mm - 9 ⅛"
Famine The Third Horseman: The Rider On The Black Horse
When the third seal was opened... I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider holding a pair of scales in his hand… In the aftermath of War, Famine follows closely on its heels.
Length: 200 mm - 7 ⅞"
Usable length: 175 mm - 6 ⅞"
Max circumference at head: 203 mm - 8"
Min circumference of nose area: 210 mm - 8 ¼"
Min circumference of shaft: 210 mm - 8 ¼"
Max circumference at base: 260 mm - 10 ¼"
Death The Forth Horseman: The Rider On The Pale Horse
And I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death. All who look upon him will despair.
Length: 230 mm - 9"
Usable length: 202 mm - 8"
Max circumference at head: 190 mm - 7 ½"
Min circumference of nose area: 215 mm - 8 ½"
Min circumference of shaft: 225 mm - 8 ⅞"
Max circumference at base: 267 mm - 10 ½"
From Pagan beliefs comes the mythical beast: Krampus. Half-goat, half-devil.
He is in effect an anti-Santa Claus that punishes the wickedly naughty before hauling them back to his lair in a basket and eating them for Christmas dinner.
Our toy is inspired by the goat like horns he is so well known for.
Length: 200 mm - 7 ⅞"
Usable length: 167 mm - 6 ½"
Max circumference at head: 60 mm - 2 ⅜"
Min circumference of shaft: 155 mm - 6 ⅛"
Max circumference at base: 277 mm - 10 ⅞"
Please note: The shaft circumference was taken at the base just above the fur line and Krampus is more of an oval tear drop shape all the way down the shaft.
The Max Diameter of the shaft at the base: 65mm - 2 ½" front to back and 35mm - 1 ⅜" side to side.
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Tasmania, Australia
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Our toys are proudly hand sculpted, one of a kind pieces that we cast in 100% body safe, platinum-cured silicone. They're allergy-friendly, nonporous, hydrophobic, phthalate free, durable, easy to clean and sterilize.
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