About Us

We're a husband-and-wife team. Queensland born, but are currently living in a remote area of the Tasmanian wilderness. 

Nestled in the foothills of the Tasmanian Highlands in Australia, is our little sanctuary away from the hustle and bustle of hectic city life.

We live and operate out of our charming, rustic and well-loved off grid solar powered home that our studio workshop attaches to. 

This is where every single piece of silicone 'art' is created. All our designs are hand sculpted (with the exception of our Phyla and Lilium models) and poured in small exclusive batches to create a personalized toy we hope you will love.

Being so removed from everyday life has let us reconnect with nature as we try to live a low impact lifestyle. In an effort to create a more sustainable environment we limit our use of plastic packaging where ever possible, use solar and rain catchment systems on our home and workroom and finally compost whatever biodegradable waste that is created in the home and manufacturing processes of our toys..

Trying or best to make our works of questionable and eyebrow raising art pieces available to you.

We hope you enjoy our creations in the spirit in which they are intended.

How do you break ground in an oversaturated market? You try and come up with a new idea. Believe me, when we started this enterprise we never thought we would travel in the direction we have found ourselves.

In February of 2020, we made the conscious decision to seriously look into making adult toys. We had talked about it on and off for quite a while, but with Covid on the horizon the appeal of working at home was the push we needed.

So we started doing the research. 

Researching dildos is definitely an eyeopener... A lot of things became apparent right off the bat...

Realistic Dildos, are still definitely dominating the market. I mean I get it, for all intents and purposes they get the job done and don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with them, they definitely have their place. But there was nothing new that we could bring to the table with these designs that hadn't already been done.

Monster Dildos, have been around for many years now and are progressively gaining momentum in the adult toy industry. They're the go to for those looking for a little more variety. The good thing with these designs is that there is no limit to your imagination. We began to dabble in this area but we weren't inspired with the results. The results, though being monster inspired were at the end of the day a modified phallus.

Time for something different, more inclusive, less phallic and gender neutral. Out of a crazy idea the 'Rose' was born. We took the most iconic flower there is and made it into a phallic shape. Here was something different and we could find nothing else similar on the internet.

In case this idea was only a one hit wonder, countless images of flowers were perused for inspiration and gradually more designs where developed. It was a nervous time, to be sculpting design after design but not having the store open yet. What if someone else had the same thought, what if someone else was crazy enough to give this a go. Hearts would skip a beat every time a flower design popped up. During this time we had found 5 other flower designs that made it to the market before us. Still, none were like ours.

We opened the store in January 2021 with 12 Botanical inspired designs and have since come up with many more. To date, over 1800 of our flowers have found their way to new homes across the world.

What do future designs from us entail is anyone's guess, but be sure we will not be limiting ourselves to our botanical origins. To that end we will start a new range of toys under the guise of 'Unearthly Pleasures' and see where that takes us.

Follow us on our journey, for there will be more interesting things to come.

We understand, accept, and celebrate that everyone comes from a different walk of life.

We strongly believe that no one has a right to question or tell someone how they should live their lives, that everyone's life choices are valid and theirs to make.

We do not discriminate against anyone because of race, colour, sex, age, national origin, religion, disability, sexual orientation, gender identity and/or expression.

To that end we will never gender anything in our store. This is very important to us, our toys are for everyone to enjoy.

although we are always busy creating designs of our own, we are also on the lookout for inspiring ideas for the future. 

If you have an idea, description or a sketch with or without dimensions we will be happy to hear about them!

Even If for some reason you are having trouble finding fantasy toys that suit you, we would be happy to discuss the possibility of working with you to create something special. 

We have worked with others in the past, to create unique designs. (The 'Lupine', 'Titanum' and 'Lilac V-Plugs' being some of these)

Either contact us through our social media account or send your idea to our email address at fauxphallus@gmail.com